Wow, This Week’s Crazed Fan Photo. Miami, The Home Of Beautiful?

This week’s crazed fan photo comes from Miami, Florida. The home of South Beach, beautiful women and movie stars right? Wrong! This young lady let the world know that even Miami has disgusting waste in it too. This photo is courtesy of Aimie Tanner during last week’s Florida State vs. Miami Hurricanes battle. Thanks Aimie for thinking of HSH and supplying such a disgusting photo.

Aimie stated “I was enjoying my day of tailgating when I heard chuckling behind me. I quickly turned around and took the photo and they didn’t even care.”

Mike “The Champ” Millis

Does it really surprise anyone that it’s the Miami fan taking a sh!t in public? In plain sight, none the less!

Believe it or not, but right after that, another Miami fan was seen picking up the turd and throwing it at a FSU fan. Yes this actually happened! Again, does this surprise anyone? What makes this picture even worse is that you can actually see the poo if you look closely.

On better note, who says FSU and Miami fans can’t get along? This is the best team work Miami has shown all season.

A little bit of advice when you’re feeling the sudden urge to take a crap in the parking lot while tailgating. Next time you want to form a human shield, you may want to pick the fat friend. Always pick the fat friend. Bigger shield and it is less likely you’ll end up on the internet. I’m pretty sure this is how the idea for the 2 girl’s one cup video got its start.

After this classy display was over, the line to ask this young lady on a date was endless. Who wouldn’t want to want to date a parking lot sh!tting, double fisting PBR in a can woman? It is every toothless man’s dream woman.

Just imagine if politicians worked together like this. We wouldn’t have debt, the real estate market would be back to where it was 6 years ago…or at the very least, the fertilizer market in DC would be booming.

Matt “The Homer” Bowie

Holy Shit! PBR makes me have to crap too, but come on, can’t she wait?  Was the line really too long at the john?

And of course it’s a Miami fan, but why at your own place? Do you routinely make a habit of dirtying your own home?

B!tches crap in other people’s yards, not their own. Then again this is probably the best ground game that stadium has seen all year. It also resembles what Miami did against Florida State.

Frank “The Pat” Feeley

Do you think she was so drunk she may have actually stated “Trust me! You’re completely hidden behind these beers”? Or was it something along the lines of “I’m using Bud Light’s new reflective label technology. I hope this guy doesn’t mind”?

Either way, I’m sure your mother is extremely proud of the class you displayed in front of thousands of people.

Nickolas “I’ll stick my finger in your food” Hinton

Wow, is the first word that immediately comes to mind. I mean don’t get me wrong, I have taken my fair share of dumps in dirty places while overseas or in the field, but this beautiful display of being completely drunk off your ass and sh!tting in a public parking lot is some real Honey Boo Boo stuff.

I could see this sort of display in Georgia or South Carolina where it is a common practice, but Miami?  I do have to give the Miami girl credit. Her ability to keep herself elevated in that position for a long period of time is a credit to her athletic ability. Damn, if only sh!tting in a public parking lot was an Olympic sport, this hottie would receive gold.

Here are my questions; did anyone clean this PBR of a mess up? Did she rub dirt over it like a dog? Or did she leave it there for someone to step in her joy? In the famous words of a song by LMFAO “I’m in Miami B!tch”.

Every week we will add a photo submitted by our readers, or one we supply. If you have a photo that you think is worthy of a laugh, submit it to us with a brief synopsis of why you think it is funny.

We will not only use your reasoning and credit you, but add our commentary too. The picture doesn’t have to be of a person, it can be anything that is over-the-top and related to sports. So come on let’s have a laugh at the expense of others. You can submit your photo to admin2012@hintonssportshighlights.com