Category Archive: Crazed Fan Photos

Nov 16

Crazed Fan Photo, Did This Texas A&M Fan Go To Far?

We all knew Texas A&M and would compete fairly decently in the SEC this season. After all, this is the reason they were invited to the SEC, but did anyone foresee the Aggies defeating the South’s juggernaut Alabama in Tuscaloosa?

Nope! Not too many people around the country did either. Which brings us to this weeks Crazed Fan Photo, everyone meet Calvin; he is a senior who is majoring in business at Texas A&M. Like most, Calvin was also doubtful of the Aggies chances against Alabama and decided to make what most would call an “idiotic bet” or “friendly wager” with his roommate.

He decided to bet his roommate that if the Aggies’ would win and he would get a tattoo of the score on his butt. The roommates bet if at Alabama won, he would put up $100. I’m not a Rocket Scientist by any means, but common sense should tell you this doesn’t seem to be an equal bet. But hey Jack! Who are we to judge? (In Duck Dynasty’s Si Robertson’s voice)

If you didn’t know, Johnny “Football” Manziel and the rest of his Aggies posse took down the colossal No. 1 Alabama Crimson Tide on Saturday, 29-24.
After this defeat Calvin headed to the tattoo parlor where he drew this masterpiece of artwork and dropped his pants.

Nick “I’ll stick my fingers in your food” Hinton

I usually start out buy expressing my emotion about the Crazed Fan Photo’s with one word. Here is this week’s word “Typical”. Why or how is this “typical”? Every week you hear about some crazy SEC fan who is obsessed with their given team of choice. No you don’t agree? Let me refresh your memory, LSU 83 year old keg-stand grandma, LSU leg branding, UT butt-chuggers, Alabama family portraits, Florida Gator leg tattoo, just to name a few. Don’t get me wrong, I love my university as much as the next guy and have often been accused of being “obsessed” myself, but come’ on a butt-tattoo?

Not to mention a butt-tattoo probably feels horrendous. I’m not speaking from personal experience on this, but I have heard when getting a tattoo that says “press lips here” is similar to pocking your eye with toothpicks. Not to mention the apostrophe behind the 12 is wrong, but we get it, you’re a business major not an English scholar.

This tattoo is horrible every way you look at it. The letters appear to be crooked and off center. It looks as if his cousin Bo tattooed this in his dorm room with a hot paper clip and ink from a pen. Calvin you’re a business major, you have to be smarter than this? Let’s hope this tattoo officially makes you the Twelfth Man.

Mike “The Champ” Millis

When I look at this I’m not sure if it says “ATM” which is a common used term for something else that we won’t get into on here, or if it is actually trying to say aTm. I can’t tell because the words are all perpendicular with each other. Was the tattoo artist having a mini stroke every time he tattooed the letter “A”?

Does it surprise anyone this sucker is wearing at least item of camo clothing? I’m surprised it is only one. I was expecting someone in full hunting attire. I also find this interesting that a person would get a tattoo of a team which will finish fourth in its respective conference.

Josh “The Bott” Botteicher

With TAMU making entering the SEC this year and making a very bold statement by defeating the No.1 in the nation, it looks as if their fan base will fit right in with the rest of the dedicated SEC fan base. This tattoo may appear to be a painful one, I am positively certain it is not as painful as the heartbreak the Bama fans are feeling.

The SEC fan base are also having pain of their own as a whole, after realizing there is a chance the SEC may not play for a National Championship for the first time in six years. I’m sure it is still not as painful as this work of art on Calvin’s butt cheeks.

HSH will add a photo submitted by our readers, or one we supply. If you have a photo that you think is worthy of a laugh, submit it to us with a brief synopsis of why you think it is funny.

We will not only use your reasoning and credit you, but add our commentary too. The picture doesn’t have to be of a person, it can be anything that is over-the-top and related to sports. So come on let’s have a laugh at the expense of others. You can submit your photo to admin2012@hintonssportshighlights.com

Oct 25

Wow, This Week’s Crazed Fan Photo. Miami, The Home Of Beautiful?

This week’s crazed fan photo comes from Miami, Florida. The home of South Beach, beautiful women and movie stars right? Wrong! This young lady let the world know that even Miami has disgusting waste in it too. This photo is courtesy of Aimie Tanner during last week’s Florida State vs. Miami Hurricanes battle. Thanks Aimie for thinking of HSH and supplying such a disgusting photo.

Aimie stated “I was enjoying my day of tailgating when I heard chuckling behind me. I quickly turned around and took the photo and they didn’t even care.”

 

Mike “The Champ” Millis

Does it really surprise anyone that it’s the Miami fan taking a sh!t in public? In plain sight, none the less!

Believe it or not, but right after that, another Miami fan was seen picking up the turd and throwing it at a FSU fan. Yes this actually happened! Again, does this surprise anyone? What makes this picture even worse is that you can actually see the poo if you look closely.

On better note, who says FSU and Miami fans can’t get along? This is the best team work Miami has shown all season.

A little bit of advice when you’re feeling the sudden urge to take a crap in the parking lot while tailgating. Next time you want to form a human shield, you may want to pick the fat friend. Always pick the fat friend. Bigger shield and it is less likely you’ll end up on the internet. I’m pretty sure this is how the idea for the 2 girl’s one cup video got its start.

After this classy display was over, the line to ask this young lady on a date was endless. Who wouldn’t want to want to date a parking lot sh!tting, double fisting PBR in a can woman? It is every toothless man’s dream woman.

Just imagine if politicians worked together like this. We wouldn’t have debt, the real estate market would be back to where it was 6 years ago…or at the very least, the fertilizer market in DC would be booming.

Matt “The Homer” Bowie

Holy Shit! PBR makes me have to crap too, but come on, can’t she wait?  Was the line really too long at the john?

And of course it’s a Miami fan, but why at your own place? Do you routinely make a habit of dirtying your own home?

B!tches crap in other people’s yards, not their own. Then again this is probably the best ground game that stadium has seen all year. It also resembles what Miami did against Florida State.

Frank “The Pat” Feeley

Do you think she was so drunk she may have actually stated “Trust me! You’re completely hidden behind these beers”? Or was it something along the lines of “I’m using Bud Light’s new reflective label technology. I hope this guy doesn’t mind”?

Either way, I’m sure your mother is extremely proud of the class you displayed in front of thousands of people.

Nickolas “I’ll stick my finger in your food” Hinton

Wow, is the first word that immediately comes to mind. I mean don’t get me wrong, I have taken my fair share of dumps in dirty places while overseas or in the field, but this beautiful display of being completely drunk off your ass and sh!tting in a public parking lot is some real Honey Boo Boo stuff.

I could see this sort of display in Georgia or South Carolina where it is a common practice, but Miami?  I do have to give the Miami girl credit. Her ability to keep herself elevated in that position for a long period of time is a credit to her athletic ability. Damn, if only sh!tting in a public parking lot was an Olympic sport, this hottie would receive gold.

Here are my questions; did anyone clean this PBR of a mess up? Did she rub dirt over it like a dog? Or did she leave it there for someone to step in her joy? In the famous words of a song by LMFAO “I’m in Miami B!tch”.

Every week we will add a photo submitted by our readers, or one we supply. If you have a photo that you think is worthy of a laugh, submit it to us with a brief synopsis of why you think it is funny.

We will not only use your reasoning and credit you, but add our commentary too. The picture doesn’t have to be of a person, it can be anything that is over-the-top and related to sports. So come on let’s have a laugh at the expense of others. You can submit your photo to admin2012@hintonssportshighlights.com

Oct 16

Crazed Fan Photos By You

Starting next week HSH will be introducing our “crazed fan photos” section. Every week we will add a photo submitted by our readers, or one we supply.

If you have a photo that you think is worthy of a laugh, submit it to us with a brief synopsis of why you think it is funny.

We will not only use your reasoning and credit you, but add our commentary too.

The picture doesn’t have to be of a person, it can be anything that is over-the-top and related to sports.

So come on lets have a laugh at the expense of others. Like this pregnant  Alabama family sitting next to the sh!t pond.

Love the Bear Bryant hat topped off with the traditional Bama shirt. As always, you can’t have the belly shirt without the 18 year old pregnant belly. It’s a must have accessory. Roll Tide Roll!!!!

You can submit your photo to admin2012@hintonssportshighlights.com