We all knew Texas A&M and would compete fairly decently in the SEC this season. After all, this is the reason they were invited to the SEC, but did anyone foresee the Aggies defeating the South’s juggernaut Alabama in Tuscaloosa?
Nope! Not too many people around the country did either. Which brings us to this weeks Crazed Fan Photo, everyone meet Calvin; he is a senior who is majoring in business at Texas A&M. Like most, Calvin was also doubtful of the Aggies chances against Alabama and decided to make what most would call an “idiotic bet” or “friendly wager” with his roommate.
He decided to bet his roommate that if the Aggies’ would win and he would get a tattoo of the score on his butt. The roommates bet if at Alabama won, he would put up $100. I’m not a Rocket Scientist by any means, but common sense should tell you this doesn’t seem to be an equal bet. But hey Jack! Who are we to judge? (In Duck Dynasty’s Si Robertson’s voice)
If you didn’t know, Johnny “Football” Manziel and the rest of his Aggies posse took down the colossal No. 1 Alabama Crimson Tide on Saturday, 29-24.
After this defeat Calvin headed to the tattoo parlor where he drew this masterpiece of artwork and dropped his pants.
Nick “I’ll stick my fingers in your food” Hinton
I usually start out buy expressing my emotion about the Crazed Fan Photo’s with one word. Here is this week’s word “Typical”. Why or how is this “typical”? Every week you hear about some crazy SEC fan who is obsessed with their given team of choice. No you don’t agree? Let me refresh your memory, LSU 83 year old keg-stand grandma, LSU leg branding, UT butt-chuggers, Alabama family portraits, Florida Gator leg tattoo, just to name a few. Don’t get me wrong, I love my university as much as the next guy and have often been accused of being “obsessed” myself, but come’ on a butt-tattoo?
Not to mention a butt-tattoo probably feels horrendous. I’m not speaking from personal experience on this, but I have heard when getting a tattoo that says “press lips here” is similar to pocking your eye with toothpicks. Not to mention the apostrophe behind the 12 is wrong, but we get it, you’re a business major not an English scholar.
This tattoo is horrible every way you look at it. The letters appear to be crooked and off center. It looks as if his cousin Bo tattooed this in his dorm room with a hot paper clip and ink from a pen. Calvin you’re a business major, you have to be smarter than this? Let’s hope this tattoo officially makes you the Twelfth Man.
Mike “The Champ” Millis
When I look at this I’m not sure if it says “ATM” which is a common used term for something else that we won’t get into on here, or if it is actually trying to say aTm. I can’t tell because the words are all perpendicular with each other. Was the tattoo artist having a mini stroke every time he tattooed the letter “A”?
Does it surprise anyone this sucker is wearing at least item of camo clothing? I’m surprised it is only one. I was expecting someone in full hunting attire. I also find this interesting that a person would get a tattoo of a team which will finish fourth in its respective conference.
Josh “The Bott” Botteicher
With TAMU making entering the SEC this year and making a very bold statement by defeating the No.1 in the nation, it looks as if their fan base will fit right in with the rest of the dedicated SEC fan base. This tattoo may appear to be a painful one, I am positively certain it is not as painful as the heartbreak the Bama fans are feeling.
The SEC fan base are also having pain of their own as a whole, after realizing there is a chance the SEC may not play for a National Championship for the first time in six years. I’m sure it is still not as painful as this work of art on Calvin’s butt cheeks.
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